A Little Command Control Humor

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A Little Command Control Humor

Postby notlaw99 on Tue Jul 25, 2006 11:25 pm

Have any of you guys hear the story about the SAC CP Emergency Actions Officer who got religion and went to seminary on the GI Bill and came back into SAC as a Chaplain.
He could give a good sermon; but they could never get him to say “A Men.” He ended every prayer with “Break Break Acknowledge Now!”
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Postby JRumple on Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:41 am

That is good. Thanks for sharing.
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Re: A Little Command Control Humor

Postby Crewdog on Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:41 pm

That's a hoot!

One of my neighbors was in the weather squadron, and although he was a born again, he was always ragging us about how great his 8-5 job was; and that our hours stank...like we didn't know. God decided he didn't like that behavior from one of his born agains. He came over one day all long faced and told me he had been tapped for crew duty and that he was leaving for Vandyland in three weeks. Now that was some poetic justice, and generally bad Karma for him, in my eyes.
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