I am Spank...

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Who do you want to see more on a postage stamp?

Poll ended at Thu Oct 06, 2005 6:24 pm

The old, skinny, sexy Spank...
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33%
or the new, fat, sexier Spank?
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67%
 
Total votes : 3

I am Spank...

Postby Spank on Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:24 pm

the ALCS God, and you are a bunch of losers.

There! That ought to get the comments rolling...
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Postby Spank on Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:37 pm

No, I do NOT call them losers while kicking the back of their chairs...I call them losers while whacking the back of their chairs with the wooden electricity cane (The Cane of Discipline)!

And if you spent more time, Mr. Administrator, keeping up your website, then I wouldn't have appeared as a guest on my last posting, almost certainly confusing the previous poster with guest monikers for both him and me. Now fix this website, or I will post no more today.

Anyway, back to the previous poster...that was me asking if I called you a loser back at the Minot SELM. You would probably remember me if we met...I look a lot like Homer Simpson, but dumber and fatter. And I would have spent a lot of time describing how people had screwed up the missile career field. And I would have referred to a lot of people as Losers. Sound more familiar?
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Postby Dav on Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:04 am

yep
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Postby Spank on Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:34 am

So were you in the codes vault, aircraft tour, or did you fly with us?
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Postby Dav on Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:53 pm

Flew with you. I was the red patch kid who didnt even have any alerts at the time
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Postby Cowboy on Wed Sep 28, 2005 9:39 pm

Hi Spank,

I'm posting a reply to become eligible for the prize give away by the Mercenary Missileer "staff." I think you need to add another survey that asks "Spank--better with hair or without hair?"
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Postby Spank on Fri Sep 30, 2005 6:54 pm

Cowboy, you weenie...you voted for the skinny Spank. And no, I don't think I will have a poll on my long, luxurious locks...this is not a beauty contest! But vote early and often for the fat Spank.
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Postby Cowboy on Fri Sep 30, 2005 7:14 pm

How do submit a vote? I don't see a button.
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Postby Spank on Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:00 pm

I, uh, I dunno. It used to have buttons for voting. maybe the time limit ran out, though I think I set it for two weeks of voting. I will flog the MM administrator for satisfaction and get back to you.

Don't forget...1900-2300.
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Postby Spank on Fri Sep 30, 2005 8:06 pm

The polls are CLOSED! And fat Spank won in a landslide! He will NOT buy the new AF workout gear! And he will NOT try to get back in shape.

My electorate has given me a mandate for the status quo. They want me fat, and who am I to say no.
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